The only thing American conservatives are conserving is their sexual energy. So let’s explain the American political spectrum from a sexual point of view: Democrat men waste their energies on being gay and trans (when they’re not too busy messing with their children’s gender), whereas Republican men are “conserving” their sexual energy (but only when they’re not in the closet about abusing children).
Politics, I realize, is really about sex. Demcoratic elections are about deciding which segment of the population is allowed to reproduce. But conservative voters tend to vote against their own reproductive interests!
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