Cinderella Complex: The Brown Men Who Think They Are White

A social media user by the name of Raw Egg Nationalist was unmasked as being a ‘swarthy’ (minimally Indian-looking) guy, far from the Aryan ideal he claims men should strive to become. Like Bronze Age Pervert, a Jewish man in his 50s, these men cater to a market of “almost white men” who enjoy the fiction of someday becoming a real White guy the way Pinocchio became a real boy.

Or perhaps it’s better to think of it as a Cinderella Complex. Online, the fairy godmother allows millions of “somewhat white men” to role-play as their Aryan fantasy. Until they go outside and have to face up to the fact that people still think they are brown.

A telling anecdote reveals the psychology of these intermediate brown men: A long-time troll of my TikTok channel, a guy from Iran, claims his father has blue eyes and blond hair. This user doesn’t look ‘white’ at all, but rather Pakistani or Indian. To which the user replied, “You think I’m a brown monkey?”

You see, the alleged White Suprematism, as well as the myth of Systemic White Racism, really live rent-free in the heads of these not-entirely-white men. They will love us if we see them as White, though, but call us racist when we don’t. All the while, *they* look down on brown people.

This begs the question, how much of online “racism” is really light-brown men pissing on darker brown men? Some among this awkward crowd truly believe they can mask as White by speaking our language and by wearing our clothes. It’s just that the face doesn’t add up.

It becomes even more insane when Western media run advertisements portraying Nigerian men and women as “real Scottish explorers”. I would have believed it if Nigerians came to explore Scotland as “Nigerian explorers of Scotland”, but for them to think their 6-month stay in Scotland since their arrival as refugees has made them “real Scottish people” is beyond the absurd.

In the past, we would have referred such people to the mental asylum. They are making a fool of themselves. But of course, they don’t see their problem. They think White people are racist for pointing out that black people can’t become White by moving to Europe. Nor do I become a Pakistani by moving to Lahore.

If brown men and almost-white brown men look up to Whites so much, and if they consider us somehow superior or of higher status, and if it offends them that we don’t consider them white in return, because they’re not, then the case is clear: Some brown men are suffering from a bizarre form of racial confusion.

They want to be trans-racial, and like the men who think they’re women, the brown men who think they’re White expect to be regarded as something they’re not.

Even funnier, the angry, almost-white Iranian stomps his feet on the floor while pointing out that some people in Spain look very brown, but they’re considered Europeans! So why can’t Iranians be white? Well, the Arab colonial descendants living in Spain today certainly aren’t considered White, nor are Turkic-looking immigrants to Greece, and so on, and so forth.

Indeed, in the English language, the phrase ‘White’ used to refer to the North-West European Protestant, Anglo-Saxon settlers of North America. Catholics such as myself would not have been considered ‘White’. (Neither were the Irish.)

Among native Europeans, we find plenty of swarthy men who are totally comfortable in their being. But they are not Iranians. And they are not Turkic people. They are not Indians or Pakistani. They are Europeans. And while some Iranians and Indians can look perfectly White, due to whatever historic genetic influxes, they are not Europeans and never will be. We don’t share a history with them.

In fact, one might begin to wonder why any of these labels matter at all? Well, they will continue to matter for as long as slightly-brown men insist they have the right to stomp on brown men.

But stomping on darker people will never make one White. Try sending development aid. Try carrying the White Man’s burden. Or try paying reparations while being spat in your face by your own governments. Try getting a job in a world that hates you. Because that’s what it’s like to be White.

If you only want to be White for the perceived (fictional) benefits that go with such a label, but without carrying the burdens, then you’re not ready to be White. White people around the world are treated as trash. So it’s no wonder real white people can’t quite comprehend why anybody would want to be White.